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Picollage 2015 Picollage 2015

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Thanks for using one of my beats! It was really cool to be apart of this nostalgia in some small way.

Really wish I could take this E-mural with me tho.... Maybe get it printed or something. I'd love to have this hanging in the room



Bird Hop Bird Hop

Rated 5 / 5 stars

i easily got addicted to the challenge, and a challenge it is... i only got up to 61 m
If this was available for mobile i'd jump on it in a heartbeat


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The Blind Swordsman The Blind Swordsman

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A blind swordsman should have sense higher than this

I was hoping for at least some minor traces made on the screen so I could do minor detective work and still get a challenge out of it but this is cool too.

Can't beat the asshole with the flail, though I can block successfully everytime.

Sometimes he strikes twice tho, is the opening before you must block again? I wasn't successful with it.

Either way, I'm glad I played. I will tell friends.


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Skullgirls Hentai Game Skullgirls Hentai Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This shit is hilarious

"I can't tell if she's being fucked or pumped full of air" HA!


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World of Turtle World of Turtle

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A very fun game!

Lots of funny ways to die in this lolol.

Freaking Red Turtles kidnap you if there's nothing
to intercept them.


jacklehamster responds:

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Pretentious Game Pretentious Game

Rated 5 / 5 stars

A good simple game with some fun mechanics.

The message behind it was strong too and I was hoping for
something of a happy ending.

But then some douche who probably didn't even jump on fire, fly, erase blocks,
jump from collapsing block to collapsing block, OR take a leap of faith came and took
everything...

Damn...


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New York Shark New York Shark

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I feel more of a connection with this shark from a "gamer-character" standpoint than I do with a lot of games now a days.

Awesome game. There's so much to do that it keeps the game fresh and exciting, not to mention that there's a certain addicting quality to the constant jumping up and down to score points business.

I don't have any constructive criticism to offer, but perhaps I'm not looking hard enough.

In any case, this game is really fun and it would probably make a killing on the mobil Apps market.
If it hasn't already.


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Abobo's Big Adventure Abobo's Big Adventure

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuckin wow...

Alright so I played the game, got a lot of levels, got killed by stupid wizard mans cloning spell when he's about to die and I come back to find that I had to do the whole level over again...

But you know what?

It was fun...

There are so many games where I would definitely say "I have to this again!? Fuck that! I'm gonna go play Skyrim"

But not this one. I'm off to conquer that fuckin wizard dude because this game is worth the time. It's fun, refreshing, nostalgia inducing, violent, bloody, shocking, and really fucking cool looking for what it does.

Great job guys!


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Stickman Escape... Stickman Escape...

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Hm...

It's really not a bad game or concept for that matter.

But it feels like more of a Proof of Concept, or a Prototype to something greater and much more refined.

Well done, but this game definitely needs more to it.


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tormenter69 responds:

Thanks! I shall try to improve.


The Last Stand 2 The Last Stand 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Here goes.

I got screwed over by the "Invisible wall, can't move directly fucking up" shit a lot but it this is a really good game.

A much better take on the Zombie game in my opinion, where there's a goal and much more depth rather than what a game like Left 4 Dead has.

I'd definitely play a much larger scaled version of this on a console, and I'm sure many would agree with me.

Well done.


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